Limited Edition Ninja

It’s a Limited Edition Ninja down the river down
Upon the little ninja, blond hair blue eyes and brown
She says she likes the water, ‘specially when its white
In a Limited Edition Ninja she is gonna be alright.

Float along little ninja, float along float along
Float along little ninja, float along

The Limited Edition Ninja is a genuine type 3
Coast guard approved life jacket AKA PFD
Red white and blue and tailored she can wear it every day
In the Limited Edition Ninja she’ll be stylin’ all the way.

Float along little ninja, float along float along
Float along little ninja, float along
2-3 and get your paddled high never will be dry
You're gonna miss the eddy yer gonna float right bywaaaaheee

She was going down the canyon the water it was big
She looked a bit like Dolly Parton but she didn’t have a wig
She blew right  through the rapids with the water in her face
In her Limited Edition Ninja she was gonna win the race.

Float along little ninja, float along float along
Float along little ninja, float along

Oh the Limited Edition Ninja keeps y’all afloat
When the guide just didn’t see the rock and you’re out of the boat
You might see blue bubbles when you are way down there
But your Limited Edition Ninja will get you to the air.

Float along little ninja, float along float along
Float along little ninja, float along
2-3 and get your paddled high never will be dry
You're gonna miss the eddy yer gonna float right by whaaaaa heeee

Oh the Limited Edition Ninja is on my baby girl
She’s sixteen and she’s burley, a genuine river pearl
It just might be that she will float on to the sea
In the Limited Edition Ninja anything can be.

Written by Sara Hoxie. Song appeared on the albums Waterfall Boy and Prayer for Feather River.