Let’s go down the laundry mat
We’re gonna take my new blue jeans
We’re gonna wash them till they turn to dust
And smell like gasoline, and smell like gasoline

Let’s go down to the rail road tracks
And wait for the number 9
And when it comes around the track
We’ll hear the whistle whine, we’ll hear that whistle while

Because Hells Bells Loretta,
Why don’t you come too?
I always do feel better
When I am out with you, when I am out with you.

I wanna take you dancing
Just like your mama said
Swing you around in the moonlight
And wake up in your bed, and wake up in your bed

Cause I got a dog named Nikki, 
I got a cat named Jake
I got a raven and I got a pig, 
I got a rattle snake oh I got a rattle snake

Because Hells Bells Loretta,
Why don’t you come too?
I always do feel better
When I am out with you, when I am out with you.

Let’s go down to the grocery store 
and buy us a great big steak
We’ll wash it all down with a bottle of beer
And a piece of chocolate cake, a piece of chocolate cake

Cause if I were the king of France 
and I had all the gold
I’d hide it up in the furnace room 
and spend it when I’m old, and spend it when I’m old

Because Hells Bells Loretta,
Why don’t you come too?
I always do feel better
When I am out with you, when I am out with you.

Will you be my lover and will you be my friend?
Do you have 20 dollars that you would like to lend
That you would like to lend?

Cause in the wintertime its cold outside
In the summertime it’s not
Maybe its my brilliant mind
Maybe it is not , maybe it is not.

Because Hells Bells Loretta,
Why don’t you come too?
I always do feel better
When I am out with you, when I am out with you.

There’s thunder in the atmosphere
There’s earthquakes in the ground
I always get the vertigo whenever your around, 
whenever your around

Where have you been my whole life?
Where did you go today?
What’s in store for tomorrow?
There’s nothing left to say, there’s nothing left to say.

Because Hells Bells Loretta,
Why don’t you come too?
I always do feel better
When I am out with you, when I am out with you
When I am out with you, when I am out with you.

Written by Sara Hoxie. Song appeared on Waterfall Boy and For the Time We’re Here.