Limited Edition Ninja
It’s a Limited Edition Ninja down the river down Upon the little ninja, blond hair blue eyes and brown She says she likes the water, ‘specially when its white In a Limited Edition Ninja she is gonna be alright. Float along little ninja, float along float along Float along little ninja, float along The Limited Edition Ninja is a genuine type 3 Coast guard approved life jacket AKA PFD Red white and blue and tailored she can wear it every day In the Limited Edition Ninja she’ll be stylin’ all the way. Float along little ninja, float along float along Float along little ninja, float along 2-3 and get your paddled high never will be dry You're gonna miss the eddy yer gonna float right bywaaaaheee She was going down the canyon the water it was big She looked a bit like Dolly Parton but she didn’t have a wig She blew right through the rapids with the water in her face In her Limited Edition Ninja she was gonna win the race. Float along little ninja, float along float along Float along little ninja, float along Oh the Limited Edition Ninja keeps y’all afloat When the guide just didn’t see the rock and you’re out of the boat You might see blue bubbles when you are way down there But your Limited Edition Ninja will get you to the air. Float along little ninja, float along float along Float along little ninja, float along 2-3 and get your paddled high never will be dry You're gonna miss the eddy yer gonna float right by whaaaaa heeee Oh the Limited Edition Ninja is on my baby girl She’s sixteen and she’s burley, a genuine river pearl It just might be that she will float on to the sea In the Limited Edition Ninja anything can be.
Written by Sara Hoxie. Song appeared on the albums Waterfall Boy and Prayer for Feather River.